Wednesday, May 17, 2006


WARNING: Strictly for people with a sense of humor which is not offended by jokes about certain people...or for people who want to get back for the cartoon case...

Q:What would Jesus do if someone spanked Him?
A:He would turn the other cheek.

Came up with this when i read this...might have been thought of by someone earlier but i came up with it independantly...and now...

Thank you God for giving me the brains and the freedom to lampoon your only begotten son who died for all our sins on the cross 2000 years ago...we will use the instrument of His death to commemorate Him until He comes again...Tell Him not to worry if He sees a lotta people with li'l crosses around their necks, they just love Him, they're not gonna kill Him again...after all, He is their last chance for salvation without doing anything worthwile with their lives...